By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank.
Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: “I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a ‘hoe’ and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised.”
Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills.
“Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now. I’m not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I’m going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone,” an excited Paris Hilton said.
Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to ‘Tahirah’ which means ‘Pure, chaste’ in Arabic. Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities.
Seriously? What is Paris Hilton doing in the Middle East?
Even though the heiress is known for keeping friends around just for her own entertainment, hopefully her usual point-and-laugh method of friendship won’t offend anyone in the Middle East. She did say that the show will not include any of its usual drinking and swearing, often seen in the American/British version.
She is trying hard in her efforts on the world culture front. But how long before we see the real crass, hard-partying heiress appear?