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1008 Velai Irundhaalum
Ungallukku 1 SmS
Anuppuvadhil Ulla
Sugam Irukkey,

Ayyo Ayyoo…

Adha Msg’la Sonna
Puriyaadhu,
Rs.100 ku Recharge Panni Vidunga,
Call Panni Solren……..

 

University First vara IDEA:
3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu
Brush Pannittu Kulliraa
Irundhaalum Kullinga….

4:30 Mani Aayidum
Ammaavai Yezhupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvaanga

5 Manikku Kellambi
5:30- Ku University
Poidunga!!!!!!!!
Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!

OK, Naalaikku State`la
First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!

 

Nee Sirikkum Ovvoru
Vinaadiyum Unnai Vittu
Un Maranam Vilagi
Selgiradhu.
Aanaal, Mattravargallukku
Maranam Nerungugiradhu.
So Nallaa Brush
Pannittu Siringa………!!!!!!!

 

World Shortest Leave Letter:

Respected Sir,

Enna Pudunga Mudiyumo Pudungikkonga…

Naan Inniku Class-ku Vara Maaten.

Thanking You.

 

Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai. .

Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai. .

Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? . .

Oru Maannavan – . Exam Hall’il Irundhu.

 

A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

 

Ungakitta yenakku
romba pidichadhu

1. Anbu
2. Speech
3. Sirippu
4. Nadai
5. Udai
6. Style
7. Azhagu
8. Hair
9. Personality
10. Kanngall

Idhu Yelaathaiyum vida Ivvallavu Poi solliyum, Padichikkittu Sirippeengalley Oru Sirppu ada ada
adhu yenakku romba romba pidikkum.

 

Today’s Kadi :
Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhey

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

 

“Few Relations In Earth Never Die.”

Want to know what it is.?

Read again..

(F) few
(R) relations
(I) in
(E) earth
(N) never
(D) die…

 

1 – Meet ME
2 – Phone ME
3 – Email ME
4 – Fax ME
5 – Courier ME
6 – Think of ME

Idhellaam Illainaalum
Paravaailla

7 – Just SMS ME!!!

 

Today’s Thathuvam:
“Enna Thathuvam
Sonnaalum Namma
Follow Panna Poradhilla..
Forward dhaan Panna
Poaroam…
Namakkellaam Yedhukku
Thathuvam”???
Idhu Indraya Thathuvam…

 

University First vara IDEA:
3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu
Brush Pannittu Kulliraa
Irundhaalum Kullinga….

4:30 Mani Aayidum
Ammaavai Yezhupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvaanga

5 Manikku Kellambi
5:30- Ku University
Poidunga!!!!!!!!
Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!

OK, Naalaikku State`la
First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!

 

An aptitude question from Mannar and Co.. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Whose Signature is this.? Yeazhumalai (7 hills) Yeppadi yellaam yoasikkiraangaiya.?

Political Thathuvam : Yennadhaan ‘Karunanithi’ DMK la irundhaalum avar sotta mandayila yaaraavudhu kottina AMMA”nu dhaan kaththuvaar…”

 

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu. Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga. Sirichikite solunga..?

 

A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

 

Ithil Ethu Putthisali?

1.Vattam

2.Sadhuram

Vidai:  Sadhuram

Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.

By LKG-Lower Kindergarten. UKG-Upper Kindergarten. Association

 

It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly touched our hearts
bringing in together

 

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

 

Husband: “Yethuku kuppai thotiyai kondu vanthu yenaku minnadi vaikira?”

Wife: “Manasula irukurathai yellam kotta porannu sonnengale…”

 

Woman: If you were my husband I’d poison your coffee.

Man: And if you were my wife, I’d drink it.

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

“NEiTHER” are they comfortable, “NOR” are we!

 

A Man was
walking down the street,
When he heard a Voice,

“Don’t Take a Step
Forward, B’coz
a Brick is going
to Fall”…

The Man Didn’t Move
and the Brick Fell in
Front of Him…

The hr Walked Further…
Again the Voice,

“Don’t Cross the Road,
B’coz a Car will Hit You”…

The Man Didn’t Move.
A Car Screeching and
almost missed him.
Now he asked,

“Who Are You?”

The Voice replied,

“I’m Your Guardian Angel”.

The Man Asked,

“Oh Yeah!!! If You are
An Angel then,
WHERE The HELL
were YOU, WHEN I GOT NARRIED?.?.?.”

 

Orutharukku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…

“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…

aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”

Atharku andha Person-oda reply….

“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….

Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan

Selavu panran….”

 

Manaivi: Enakkum en kanavarukkum sandai nadakkirappo ean vedikkai
parthuttu nikkireenga???

Kanavarin Nanbar: Vedikkai parka nikkalai… Avar adi vangi mudichadum
Aarudhal sollalamunuthan nikkiren…

 

Manaivi: Naan kizhiccha kottai neenga thanda koodadu…

Kanavar: Adi paavi irundha oru coat-yum kilichuttiyadi…

 

Manaivi: Edhukkaga thideernu en iduppai killureenga???

Purushan: Sorry di, Naan Velaikkarinnu Ninaichutten…

 

Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?

Boy: Kalyaanam…

Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennaava Aaga Virumbura?

Boy: Husband…

Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil

Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?

Boy: Wife…

Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?

Boy: Marumagall Theduvean…

Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appaa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?

Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…

Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?

Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!!  NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!

 

Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai. .

Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai. .

Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? . .

Oru Maannavan – . Exam Hall’il Irundhu.

 

A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

 

UKG Son to his Mom

Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School

Mom: Why.?

Son: Want to work

Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?

Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS

 

FACTS:

The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is

The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!

While

The Shortest 5 Mins. is

The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!

Isn’t it???

 

I am collecting
Ghandhiji’s Photos…
Give your Contribution
to my Collection.
A Small Condition is—
It must be on
500 or 1000 Rupees Notes.
Happy Gandhi Jayanthi

*****************

Happy Gandhi Jayanthi
School Memories…
One side Love…
Cycle Stand Comedies…
Escape From Tests…
Eating under the Benches…
Birthday Treats…
Last Minute Preparation…
Over Night Study for Next Day Exam…
Friend’s Family Functions…
Princi Scolding…
School Prayers…
Those Days will Never Come Again……….
Message to all Your Loved Friends!!!!
AND

PLEASE DON’T FORGET THEM IN LIFE….

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Immature Love Says,
“I Love You
Because
I Need You.”

Mature Love Says,
“I Need You
Because
I Love You.”

– MAHATMA GANDHI.

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School Jokes

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?

Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
The game went into extra time.

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
Field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, Shouting,

“Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”
“That’s great, Sweetheart,” said her daddy.
“Come in to the living room and tell me about it.”
“Well,” began the confession, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math’s and 20 in science.”

 

Teacher : Students…Mudhal masam january !
2-vathu masam Febuary!
10-vathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.

 

Teacher: Enma Sumathi, School-ukku Varumbodhu Ippadiya Thalaiya virichu pottutu Varradhu???

Sumathi: Neengathane teacher, Neathikku Pooraa Pinniduven Pinniduvennu Sollikittu Iundheenga…

 

2 pasanga sappittu kondirukkumbodhu…

Paiyan1: Yeanda Fan-a off pannitta…

Paiyan1: Yenga Appa than yennai ‘Viyarvai sindhi’ sappidanumnu sonnaru adhan…

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